Coffee Talk

discuss amongst ya-selves

The Bachelorette: 

sean is cuuute. and i rarely feel that way about blondes.

did ya check out the choppers on the audience for the Shakespeare play?

yikes. The rumors about British teeth are true. 

and unfortunately, kalon's "baggage" comments about ricky got him kicked to the curb.  i'm so sad. 

damn it kalon..... another douche down.  one less person to mock.

BUT he will be on Bachelor Pad 3 apparently, so get excited! 

other than that, ryan still blows and the episode was kind of lame. 

J. Simps is getting in the gym for her Weight Watchers deal.

Negative aspect of signing a multi-million deal to lose weight?

Horrible pictures like this taken of your tush. 

I'm waaaay behind on OC comments. 

Watching Vicki is getting harder and harder. 

She literally needs to be checked into an insane asylum. 

planting a tree and saying "we're all going die"??? 

but the creepy facial expressions are priceless.  I cannot figure out how someone can make their face look this hideous repeatedly? 

AND THEN....... BROOKS TEETH!?!?!?!?

...no, you paying for 10 veneers isn't him taking advantage of you financially AT ALL.

But Lord, thank God someone fixed that.  How did he hide this through 6 episodes already?!?

Watching Alexis cry has been making me laugh uncontrollably.  It sounds mean, but someone crying with insane amounts of botox and lip injection is hysterical. 

her face just can't react.

vicki's on the other hand..... 

yikes.

only I would recognize a bride on Style Me Pretty as an actress from Drive Me Crazy + other movies I can't remember 

you know you all watched that movie and loved it too..... 

hey!!!! Horse Mouth put a bra on! 

she may not own a bra, but she believes in bikini tops apparently. 

 Good Job Miley. 

Did you watch Kim's Wedding on Don't Be Tardy For the Wedding? 

I still don't understand her and Kroy (i.e. he seems SO normal and so sweet and he seems so in love with her?? how did this happen?)

but I have to admit they seemed really happy.

although the dress was still heinous. 

and kroy's friend that officiated the wedding cuuute.

you know you're cute when your bald and still look good. 

but don't let the lavish million dollar Colin Cowie affair fool you...

you're still white trash when you have your OWN MOTHER taken away by security at your wedding.

What???? 

and to get the weekend started, 

and because my mama Nance Pants and I just spend 30 minutes discussing how insanely gorgeous he is, but without being pretty - like how Rob Lowe is so gorgeous but can almost look pretty? - but no not this guy he is so manly he can even make a pony tail look hot, and then you add in the accent and it is all over, it's just so insane how beautiful he is

{you followed that right?}

the sane Hemsworth brother,

how is it even possible to look that good?

 and is it happy hour yet? 

xoxo

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