discuss amongst ya-selves....
as always, to kick it off, The Bachelor.
most honest thing ben said all night
"i'm kinda weird. i'm kind of a strange guy."
yeah.... you're a boring as hell, awful bachelor Ben.
but most importantly....in courtney's own words....
"oh snap!"
guess who made it to hometown!?
I started to get really, really nervous... that the only crazy conceited b*tch left on this show keeping it interesting was going to go home.
phew. who would have thought? Small Mouth saves the day!
i really did laugh out loud (almost as hard as I am right now about the picture above) when she leaves for her date and says
"bye... i can't stand you all"
and the most enlightening words we hear from her yet, that should wake horny-as-hell Ben up and realize she sucks (oh but wait... no... it's Ben we're talking about.... he's riding this thing ALL the way to the Fantasy Suite with Small Mouth.)
"the other women are very.... into themselves.
they aren't who I would be friends with."
"I have a lot of good friends.... a lot of guy friends."
NO?!?!? You are one of 'those girls' that just gets along so much better with guys??? I am just shocked Small Mouth!!! Never would have guessed you have no girlfriends!?
anyways, I couldn't be more thrilled we get her around for another week. The awful entertaining one never makes it this far! anyone notice that she never smiles or laughs or anything when she is on dates with Ben? the only laugh I've seen is when she's making a bitchy comment about the other girls.
dumb blonde comment of the week:
"i love how spontaneous ben is. he is always having adventures."
no... that's the producers. you know, the people arranging all of this.
idiot.
sweet little kacie b. gets all kinds of worked up in those confessionals!
swearing like a truck driving with that southern drawl! and saying she wants to stomp and kill Small Mouth!
who-would-have-thought she had that in her?!
although I would probably want to by this point too....
Summary:
it ain't over yet!! hallelujah! I'm just not ready to say goodbye yet.
because trust me, googling "courtney small mouth" and finding pictures is the highlight of my week.
moving along....RHOOC
heather's obnoxious side is starting to come out. yippee!
"we just really need more space....."
right.... because your gigantic home with a full size movie theatre, elevator, and who knows how many square feet just became so so tiny when you had a surprise 8 pound baby.
gretchen goes topless. but it's for charity! don't worry.
I have to say.... although her face looks different in every single solitary scene I see her in - she has a seriously amazing body. It's too bad she wastes it on a complete d-bbag guy like Slade.
vicki claims she isn't controlling anymore.... that mr. brooks wouldn't let her control him because he's all southern and man-like.
vicki knows where to draw the line. she just understands that grown men have never packed for a weekend trip themselves EVER in their life, so she felt the need to help out because he fills her love tank. totally different than controlling.
from plus size model to sports illustrated swimsuit issue?
she says she has been a double-0 to a size 16.
touche lady.
if that isn't motivation to get your tush on the treadmill, and proof that the hard work pays off, I don't know what is.
don't judge, but I always but the SI swimsuit issue
although, my lord, is she even wearing bottoms???
I earn brownie points with my boyfriend for buying it "for him", but really it's because I think it's fun to flip through. It's like watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show.... for some reason I enjoy it, yet in the end I feel inadequate so I don't really understand why?
apparently the cover model Kate Upton is already living up to the
model + athlete stereotype
with Mark Sanchez
but we all know she hasn't really made it in the model world until Leonardo DiCaprio snatches her up.
cute couple alert!
zac efron & lily collins spent valentine's day together.
I fully approve of this. just look at those pairs of big eyebrows.
i'm going to puke if these two are back together again
I wonder how long she has ever stayed alone or single between relationships? Maybe as long as Kate Hudson or Drew Barrymore?
I'm surprised she went back to the ex, instead of finding a new hottie to get her name in the press. She must have been short on time?
Understandable.... she's a busy businesswoman after all.
hillary duff's hubby mike comrie is retiring from the NHL
baby at 24? retiring at 31? I love you Hillary but slow down! Lizzy McGuire can't pay for everything forever!
speaking of babies, Sienna Miller is the latest on the baby bandwagon
she still looks tiny all over except for that little bump
Finally... has anyone watched Smash yet?
I haven't seen it yet, but have heard it is amazing and am hoping to catch up this weekend! Monday's are becoming a serious issue between me + my DVR.... I already can't record several a few things....and Bethenny Ever After premieres this coming Monday.... I'm starting to get nervous.
how do you know when you've reached a TV addiction low?
you watch as much TV as I do.
xoxo
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