I thought that it would take Bravo a long, loooooooong time to find someone to replace Mama Elsa from Real Housewives of Miami in my book of "Ridiculous People I Hope to Become ".
But no. Leave it to Sir Andy Cohen to prove me wrong and slap me silly this quickly. I am not a decorator, and do not know anything about interior design other than the dozens of design blogs I look at for pure eye candy, but Million Dollar Decorator is amazing.
I can't help but notice the glaring similartities to this batch of obnoxious catty women:
- The main characters think they are God's gift to earth & SO important
- Everyone has a serious foreign accent (although subtitles aren't needed to understand them like Miami.... I swear I read more off the bottom of the screen than I did watch the show with those chicks)
- There is a looney foreign lady who loves to booze and will be THE STAR of the show
*via design blahg
her recap of this show is PERFECTION
Introducing: Jacqueline. She wears sweet ensembles, drinks like a fish, and is really the main person that will keep me watching this show.
(oh who am I kidding I'll watch a snail crawl across TV if it's on Bravo).
Mama Elsa: you better start your own show or get another DUI, because Jacqueline just took your place as queen bee in my eyes, and we're only one episode in!
xoxo
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