Coffee Talk

discuss amongst ya-selves.... 

OK.... Hopefully all of you are watching The Bachelor.
Disliking Ben is no excuse - I don't like him either.
he seems nice enough... but kind of cave man looking to me? 
(I also think he gets awfully skanky this season from the previews and what I've read) 
But the amount of sheer crazy that has occurred in the last two episodes is priceless.
Jenna "The Blogger"
this chick is INSANE. hot mess. 
I don't think she was able to form a complete sentence once the entire time.
I also think she set the record for the most tears cried ever and biggest meltdowns. 
Here's a lovely choice quote (Thank you Victoria for sending this to me!)

"I might wanna be honest a little bit and I feel like I'm a guy in how I act, and so like, being around girls all the time — this is very abnormal for me in what people say, and I don't want you to think that I'm not because I don't want to appear as if I'm not. I mean, it's not — it's hard like, there's only you, so it's like waiting around for you, and it's totally worth it, but I'm not — I'm not like, a girl at all, if that makes any sense."

Ben: "...I appreciate that."

I am devastated she got sent home, for obvious reasons.

The other two skanks on my radar: 
courtney "the model"
A girl reads her name for her date card and she replies, 
"hows that taste coming out of your mouth"
I would have slapped her. Or kicked her. 
And the way she talks and moves her seriously miniature mouth drives me insane. She is definitely the Michelle Money of this season - cocky and everyone hates her. 

And how can I forget
Blakely
the VIP Cocktail Waitress!!!! 
or as I like to call her - Horse Mouth 
Now... I know what you're thinking...
Just because someone is a "VIP Cocktail Waitress" does not mean they are a skank-whore.
It's a stereotype and a horrible judgement for me to make.
yep....

and....
Wow Blakely. 
Let's just call a spade a spade. 
(there are far worse pics, and a video but I was too scared to click it)

Why can't celebrities just pick a normal name???
Blue Ivy? Come on? Why not just Ivy - that can be a normal pretty name? 
It drives me insane. 

Did anyone catch the People's Choice Awards last night? 
I thought Julianne looked beautiful

Jennifer Lawrence looked absolutely awful 

kristin bell looked pretty 

and my Big Bang Theory (I stand behind my decision that this show is unbelievably amazing) star Kaley Cuoco hosted 
she never wears my favorites, but I love her anyway. 

And finally,
(there has not been much to gossip about this week - my apologies) 
I leave you with Sh*t Nobody Says.
Of all the Sh*t ___ Says videos making the rounds, this is by far the funniest. 



xoxo
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