discuss amongst ya-selves.....
coffee talk is up a bit late today. I'm still recovering from screaming my head off at the television.
I was having anxiety attacks a-la-claire danes on homeland every 3 minutes last night watching the Blackhawks game.
It was perhaps the most intense 3 hours of sports I have ever watched.
And after 3 periods and overtime, we WON.
Oh wait, I'm sure you don't give a damn, soooo on to coffee talk!
And after 3 periods and overtime, we WON.
Oh wait, I'm sure you don't give a damn, soooo on to coffee talk!
Princesses of Long Island:
Jeff and Amanda - I just can't even handle it.
"Jeff LOVES Watching me get out of the pool".
{hes probably watching the pool boy behind you}
They hump on lounge chairs while a poor waiter is trying to take their order and repeat "I love you Mama! I love you Dada!" to one another. It just keeps getting worse and worse.
They hump on lounge chairs while a poor waiter is trying to take their order and repeat "I love you Mama! I love you Dada!" to one another. It just keeps getting worse and worse.
Chanel (or Coco.... pick your poison. We are 3 episodes in and I still can't figure out which one annoys me the least) announces that HER DAD BUYS HER LINGERIE...as if it is a normal occurrence.
UM. You need to see a therapist. Immediately. And add this to the list you keep mentioning of why you aren't married. To be fair, she seems really nice and doesn't seem to be making the horrid life decisions her friends do. But.... that nice comment being said.... YOUR DAD BUYS YOU LINGERIE????
And Casey went from normal to bipolar during the course of one episode. It begins with her saying "I want to punch you in the face right now" when Erica apologizes for sleeping with her high school boyfriend.
all I kept thinking during this moment was how Casey should say Lauren's EPIC line:
So, Casey wants to hit her, but by the end of the episode, she changes her mind.
So, cut to Erica. The girl who used to be the hottest girl in NJ and now is the biggest hot mess I have ever seen is trying to wash down some adderall with a jug of wine at 3 am, and Casey decides she wants to be her AA sponsor! Obviously!! Casey came into her life for a reason!!! WTF? as Coco would say, Oy vey.
ughhhhhhh. these two were out together monday.
enough with this back and forth and back and forth! I can't take it anymore! How many times do we have to scream at you to run as fast as you can Liam! Horse Mouth will is gonna eat you alive!!
We all know Kimye had the baby.
And everyone is just dying to know the name!!!!
okay.... so a few weeks ago we discussed how T. Swift was reportedly hooking up with this guy.
Now, SELENA GOMEZ??? I'm sorry.... WHAT am I missing here?
Another perfect example of how men can get anyone based on personality alone. When guys deny this fact, it infuriates me. Take a look above: Exhibit A. He must have one bangin' personality.
RHOOC:
The salsa party brought out some interesting outfits.
and by interesting, I clearly mean hideous.
and by interesting, I clearly mean hideous.
Tamra. No. Just no.
And Slade, yes, Lydia is crazy skinny and could use a cheeseburger.
And if we are going to state the obvious when it is inappropriate to do so, everyone would spend every moment with you telling you what a worthless d-bag you are.
So shut your pie hole. And go get a damn job.
So shut your pie hole. And go get a damn job.
Why is Jamie Chung a celebrity? Her face is everywhere!
She is in EVERY issue multiple times of People Style Watch, at every premiere, and now Us Weekly is making her the top story for their celebrity round up of what people did this week. When did this happen?
Newlyweds:
Tina's dad brought his new lady-friend to dinner.
And made out with her and grabbed her the whole time. Like, MADE OUT and smooshed his face all up on her. Of course I can't find a photo (which is probably a good thing).
It was the most digusting thing ever, and for once, Tina's outbursts were completely warranted.
Oh my god it was just so disgusting.
Alexis Neiers, The Bling Ring girl is on Dateline tomorow at 10. Set your DVR!
Ya know, the one that got the crazy E! show Pretty Wild we mentioned a few weeks ago. And that now is a movie I am dying to see.
And finally, Andy Cohen showed Hairy Panty Hose on WWHL that women in China are apparently wearing to keep men from staring at their legs. They are panty hose that make your legs look like hairy mens legs.
They are hilarious - and I wanted to post a picture of them here so that we all could laugh together.
Whatever you do,
DO NOT GOOGLE HAIRY PANTY HOSE.
Do not. Even "WWHL Andy Cohen hairy panty hose"
brings up REALLY BAD THINGS.
perverts ruin everything!
xoxo
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