coffee talk

discuss amongst ya-selves..... 

Thanks to suri's burn book I realized this little tid bit:
You can spell The Worst with the letters from North West's name.

Kim + Kanye released a bunch of different fake photos of the baby to friends to see who would leak it to the press.  
Hey....how about you focus your thoughts on PARENTING rather than more press.  And sell the photo to a magazine and give the money to charity... like a charity for the children who have to grow up with the product of two egomaniacs like you. 

I'm sure you all have seen at least part of Paula Deen's interview on The Today Show. 
I'm preeeetty sure the words "I'm sorry" were definitely not even spoken? 
She is a complete and utter moron, and who is her PR team? The whole world is watching and waiting for you to apologize and instead you pull a full on "woe is me" moment?? 
If you read regularly, you know I love the food network and have watched her shows for years.... but this really proves she is not my Ina. 
AND, I cannot stand when people "cry" and not ONE tear is coming down. YOU AREN'T CRYING.  They did say she cried really hard when the interview ended though.  I can't handle when people make the squinty face and the crying voice and act like they are crying. If there aren't tears, you aren't fooling anyone. 

As if you needed another reason to love Channing Tatum.
He and his little co-star are so cute together, with a secret handshake. 



 Princesses of Long Island: 
Ashlee's (Midge's) "fabulous" 30th birthday party was in a strip mall. Very red carpet just like she said.
As guests enter, there were men in tiny undies with crudités and hummus strapped around their waists. 
Who was the first to dip into the underwear? 
Shocker. 
Chanel/Coco/Blah-Blah's ex-boyfriend suddenly and completely randomly shows up outside her house to talk! But wait.... his car is already lit entirely with production lights?? 
Once again, come on Bravo.  Your boring me. This whole scene was pointless.
 Erica continues to prove she is definitely not the "hot" girl she was in high school.  But thank God because this was the only entertaining part of the whole episode.  She continues to get wasted while "harmlessly flirting" at the club with Babs and Jeff's Beard, Amanda. 
It's totally harmless to talk about extra underwear in your purse, oral sex, and having birthday sleepovers with guys at clubs!  Your boyfriend is crazy and annoying for having trust issues with you! 
I'm sorry, She is pure trash. 
 I can't wait to see what she says about how she looks in every episode at this reunion. 

I watched random bits and pieces of Don't Be Tardy throughout the season, but caught the majority of the finale.
Maybe I've gone real soft, but I just love how much her and Kroy really do seem to love each other.  She is 100% herself with him and he is nuts over her.  I don't think I have ever seen them argue once.  And he is so good for her kids with being a father figure and disciplining them.
I bash on people so much during Coffee Talk, but with all the angry dysfunctional people (and couples especially) on TV, it's nice to see. 
we just don't want to see too much of it. that's no fun :) 

Even for Miley, these outfits lately have been driving me insane.
When did dressing like a hooker become fashionable? 

Martha Stewart on WWHL was incredible last night.
Spanking Andy and breaking bottles over his head. Too good. 
and tonight..... CHER! I cannot wait. 

Ew..... I just heard Kris Jenner (whilst typing this) is having her own talk show premiere in July.  Gross. 
Episode 1: How to not be a mother, and use your children to make money. 

Big Brother is baaackkkkkk.
I realize that this is not on everyone's Reality TV obsession list like it is with me, so if any of you DO watch Big Brother please let me know so I can comment with you about it :) I just love it so so much. 

xoxo


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