Coffee Talk

discuss amongst ya-selves..... 

The Women Tell All on Monday kicked it off by showing us of the Bachelor Reunions in Vegas.... 
how much sex is going on here? 
How pathetic are half   all  most of the people in this room??  
It completely reminds me of all of the old MTV people on Real World and Road Rules that I watched when I was 12 who I just saw are still on television and being pathetic. 
don't worry - I do not watch this. But the people I do recognize from this pic had no jobs and no lives when I was 15, and apparently still don't.   I guess the Bachelor cast-off's are still faring a bit better than they are because I think most are employed.  OH - and they're good looking. 
 Whoever was making out with Kasey better realize Vienna probably gave him all kinds of STD's. Who is Lisa P? I hope this is just her way of trying to make it onto Bachelor Pad, or her with alcohol poisoning, because no one in their right mind should be making out with Kasey.
The whole thing is just a big Bachelor Pad plug - but hey, I'll take it.

Who was this chihuahua (I definitely had to google how to spell that) person?
I barely recognized her, but LORD is her voice nails on a chalk board!
Have fun finding a boyfriend with that.  If there's one thing men love more than hearing us talk, it's us talking loudly, like a dumb blonde, with the voice of a chihuahua.
The girl that looks like "Virgin Diaries" had ever right to tell her to Shut Up.
twins.  twins I tell you.

onto Courtney/Small Mouth
I had a weak moment and thought she looked seriously beautiful for half of this interview...then she did a small mouth bite lip in Chris Harrison's direction and I remembered it was all a ruse and I can't stand her.
"im not a mean spirited person"- psshhhhh. 
line of the night.
fake crying? real crying? eh who cares.... I think she just cares that the tabloids are trashing her and her family and digging up dirt.  She doesn't give two craps what the girls think, and is clearly just trying to clear her name in the press.
The real story the press should kill her with is multiple freeze frames of her horrifying small mouth poses.  
 It makes me wonder what kind of dumbass she is to think she can say all of that on The Bachelor, where they love this crap, and think that producers won't air every single second of it.  
It's not Small Mouth's fault.... they say Pretty and smart  hard a combo to find....

and finally, Blakely.  my true favorite part of the boring as hell 2 hours.
I truly commend her on trying so hard to defend herself, and getting so upset at being called a slut.  She's all "since when does VIP cocktail waitress mean slut!?"
It doesn't Blakely, you are right.  That's wrong of us.  
It's when you google your name in you are all sorts of nakedness and soft corn porn come across the computer screen.
and this is as PG as they get. 
Oh my Lord - I won't put this one here, but she is posing sexily with a toilet seat at a club and I seriously can't stand it I'm laughing so hard --> find it here

But bless your heart for defending yourself Blakely.  Good job.  

GCB is amazing!!! Anyone else watch the premiere?! 
Kristin Chenowith is incredible in her role, as are all of the other women.
I was laughing out loud at everything that came out of her mouth. 
If you aren't watching, check it out On Demand.  It is definitely more risqué with the humor than I was expecting too which was a nice surprise.  Example: the opening 60 seconds is her husband dying from crashing his car because this is happening: 

Oh Jessica.... Still no Baby, but you're showing us everything and telling us it's a girl to keep us from freaking out that you still haven't popped baby girl out yet. 
Other pregnant women shots liked his didn't bother me as much, but I can't figure out why this just really is not attractive to me at all.  But I know "the pregnant body is strong and beautiful and" and all of that so I'll keep my thoughts to myself on this one....
Except GIVE BIRTH this isn't normal. And one week til her new fashion show starts! 

Selling LA is one of my new favorite HGTV show's. 
It's like House Hunters, but you don't have to get upset that the episode you found time to watch is featuring a couple with a $75,000 budget for a house in the middle of nowhere.

Brandi and LeAnn smiling together?
I don't like this.  They need to go back to hating each other.  And eat some cheeseburgers. 

For Snooki first came baby, then came ring
the whole thing is almost too sad to even laugh at. almost.
I don't have much to say about this either because it scares me too much to think about her having a child for too long. 

Over the past couple of months of Coffee Talk posts you've probably realized how much of a freak I am.  Well.... I'll take it a step further.  Remember how we discussed how Center Stage was the best movie ever last week?? Guess who made me scream at my TV Sunday while watching TV?
Yep. Only I would notice Jody.... Jody who clearly did not do as well as Zoe Saldana post-Center Stage in a Shamrock Shake commercial.
Probably because I'm the only person who actually keeps watching the TV during a McDonald's commercial.
Why can't this quick knowledge and recognition be applied to useful things in my life? Like why I walked into the kitchen/bedroom/bathroom?

Happy Almost Friday :) 
xoxo
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